Thread: Hey may not make it to teenage hood

Today my son has:
1 - A black tooth where he fell over several months ago and bashed his mouth. Killed off the nerve in the tooth so it is dying off and will one day fall out (baby tooth)
2 - A healing gash on his lip from where he bust it ooen (very badly) when getting out of the pool after his swimming lesson last week
3 - A tooth that he bashed so hard in the same fall that it was pushed up into his gum. IT will likely be pushed out and fall out as his adult teeth come through in the next 18-24 months
4 - Today I am at home waiting for the opportunity to check his poo for the 5c coin he swallowed last night. Doctors orders - after the xray that we had to have to make sure it wasn't blocking anything.

Boys. NO wonder you can't insure them like you can pets.

LMAO i know bad to laugh but ey look at the bright side he is gunna be one tuff little kid when he is teenage pitty for you with the whoel teeth incidents im sure your wallet isnt happy lmao

Originally Posted by Attn2Detail

LMAO i know bad to laugh but ey look at the bright side he is gunna be one tuff little kid when he is teenage pitty for you with the whoel teeth incidents im sure your wallet isnt happy lmao

I totally agree. He came out crying about how the money went down his throat (apparently it did it all on it's own - he was innocent of wrong doing!).

I just had to laugh - I then cheered him up by pretending he was a pokie machine.

Lucky so far with the dentist. Nothing has needed repair - just check up. With MBF I think we have been out <$40.

Oh joy, the things which await me.

My little fella is only 7mths old, so only just starting out, but i know if he is anything like i was i am in for one hell of a ride.......

its true when they say people have money coming out of there arse,lol

all jokes aside though,glad all is fine now mate and hope all goes well with the dentist,looks like your in good hands,i remember m.o mentioning a disaster with one of his friends and the dentist,

Hey mate i cringed just reading that

Sure hope he is OK

Yeah - sorry for not posting but he passed the coin on Friday night. It had turned a lovely shade of blue thanks to the stomach acids.

Originally Posted by ClownBoy

Yeah - sorry for not posting but he passed the coin on Friday night. It had turned a lovely shade of blue thanks to the stomach acids.

mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm !

hehe yeah kids aye!

i found a button in my eldests daughters nappy once...you need eyes in the back of a your head LOL

my sister bit a chunk of glass out of a cup and swallowed it, in the middle of a restaurant, had the entire staff and my parents on the floor scrambling in hope of finding said chunk of glass. a month later she swallowed a diamond earring and a ten cent coin. amazingly no damage on any of the three occasions (and they did all come out in the nappies).

I am very happy to say the worst my children swallowed was sand and sparkly playdough.

as for the teeth, poor kid, that would hurt.

My son knocked out two baby teeth when he first learnt to walk, we put them straight back in and thankfully they took. He was also accident prone, has a scar next to one eye from a coffee table, a scar under his chin from tripping over a bench and going head first into the concrete and another scar on a cheek from another argument with furniture. He has made it to 12.5yrs old, so there is hope yet for your son ClownBoy!

LMAO! Your little one and i should go bowling together. As a kid, i swallowed a 10 cent coin which got stuck in my throat. X rays looked amazing and rays were shooting out around the coin! A few weeks later, i attacked the water boiling on the stove (no microwaves back then or this child lock stuff.) In the last 3 years, I broke my nose drunk one night. 3 operations later, I could be the next 'Nose' model. Just don't ask me to breath. I didn't learn. I went out one night again and passed out (i wasn't drunk. Just didn't drink water for 5 days to prove a point to my friend. I was wrong.) I broke my front tooth which went thru my lip and out the other end. Pretty cool when you think about it.

I went to Melbourne last month, discovered a club that had retro music. Whilst talking to a hot bloke, i did some stupid dance move (yet flexible,) got my stilletto caught in my bangles (don't ask) and fell flat on my face. The bangle was later recovered in 2 pieces on the other side of the dance floor. The guy wasn't recoverable. I came back home to sydney 2 weeks back. Had to go to court for work so i wore my court dress and my super high heels. Too bad i stacked it right outside in front of the entire world (Murphy's Law????) and decided to do both wrists and ankle in.

Just for the record, i'm 36 in a few weeks and really making the decision to walk around in bubble wrap.

I hope you feel better now. Your kid's gonna be a tough nut!