Thread: Fun & Win Competition - May:

An easy one that everyone can participate in. No excuses unless you have the I.Q of anything under a 5 year old

Post up a mini story that must contain the following words:

- Sizematters
- Bioflex
- MO
- DAVA
- ...plus one more word OR topic (be it a member or thread) that has been of good discussion in the past month or so, included in your type up.

Try to make it a bodybuilding/fitness/gym related story to score well.

Short and sweet but if it were to go on longer than a mini story, be sure it doesn't bore or points will be taken away.
Things like imagination, creativity, humour and uniqueness will score well.

Enjoy, and please let me know if an alteration to the rules is allowed to better suit an idea you may have.

Once again, a prize is up for grabs in Bioflex's shop for free to the winner.

MO signed me up to Sizematters less then a year ago and told me that dava and himself were the moderators. He then got me hooked onto some of the bioflex products. Bio charge has done the world of good for me in the gym and has given me heaps of energy to train hard. True Story!!

Kelly In Da Club

Mo and Dava was down at da club, having few cocktales and drinks.
They was discussing how stacking Bioflex with Ejaculoid gives some massive pumps and explosive discharge.
Then Mo sees some hot slut named Kelly over in the corner.
She was all over this metrosexual guy who's a regular called Usher, stupid name.
Mo proudly says to Dava, I gave it to her good last weekend.
Dava abruply responds, bullshit ! I had her too, a couple of weeks ago.
Both look at each other stunned, now way, we been messin with the same girl !

Usher gets up and leaves Kelly alone.
Mo says to Dava, lets go and confront her about playing us like this.
So they go and confront Kelly, with a big smile she says, Oh Hai big boys.
She proudly exclaims that she has never squirted with anybody else except for Mo and Dava.
Mo and Dava were now smiling and hi fiving each other after hearing that.
They became even more excited when shes said, Well big boys, obviously Sizematters !
Then they both jizzed in their pants.

The End

Once upon a time, in a far off land called Bioflex, where all things biological flexed their muscles, came a disturbing dilemma concerning men in relationships. All the people of the land were in dispute over who was to blame and unfortunately, things were far from the fairy tale which they were meant to be.

Now Dava, the wise wizard of the land put the problem down to a statistical error, whereas MO, the magical oil fairy from the west, argued that sizematters and all the women of the land would agree, which they didn't (admit anyway).

So nobody agreed on either theory and the dispute was never resolved, only forgotten over time.

Did the people of the once joyful land of Bioflex ever live happily ever after?

Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel....... Nah seriously, tune in next week but you'll never find out...

The end?

Good on you 3 making Sizematters different from the rest.
Unfortunetly there are over 100 hits to this thread and only 3 entries (yes, i have seen who has entered this thread and am quite disapointed) even though the reason of no participation last time was that the other games have been too hard. Well it's as easy as it get's right here lol...

A vote for anything under 10 replies is a vote to scrap the free giveaway game.

I've hit this thread and I'm holding out until the 30th of may to add mine MO....

Agent MO’s legs strained as he sprinted through the soft sand of the tropical island beach that only 48 hours before he had silently parachuted onto. Behind him in full cry, not even 100 metres behind, raced the hugely muscled warriors of the Mondo Tribe, the islands only inhabitants, with spears sharpened and heavy clubs held at the ready to unleash unmerciful fury upon this stranger that had entered their domain. Some say that their rage is amplified by their diet of Lebanese cucumbers, the only edible plant life on the island. They were in pursuit of their sacred text, the ancient manuscript that was the key to their extraordinary muscularity and strength. And they could see it – right in front of them. For that stranger who had all but appeared from nowhere was now running ahead of them along this beach, carrying their precious text in his arms.

Agent MO, with sweat pouring down his face in the hot and humid environment, tucked the thick, heavy Mondo Tribe manuscript under his left arm and continued his hasty escape. He was sure glad that prior to infiltrating the tribes camp and taking possession of this book of unmeasurable pages that he’d downed several servings of the Bioflex Biocharge that his Agency had provided him. This had provided all the energy in the world – nothing could stop him with this focus and feelings of endless endurance. Agent MO worked for SIZEMATTERS (Special International Zone Executive Master Agents for Training, Tanning, Eating, Rest and Supplementation). They had heard, as the whole world did, of this books existence and it wasn’t until two years ago that SIZEMATTERS had finally traced its hidden location. Since that discovery, Agent MO had pushed himself to the physical and mental limits to be in elite condition to undertake the mission and take it into their possession. His training was overseen by Chief Agent DAVA, whom nobody new much about. It was rumoured he was from a land far, far away and had several rooms full of Bioflex products to keep him in unmatched condition.

The sweat continued to build on Agent MO’s face, getting into his eyes and stinging them like needles into the retina. He could hear the howls of defiance from the masses chasing him. They were getting louder – they were getting nearer !

Rounding a bend at the end of the beach and into the next bay, Agent MO’s face lit up with the sight of the blue coloured SIZEMATTERS helicopter, engine whining, ready to pick him up and fly him to safety. At the controls was none other than Chief Agent DAVA himself (SIZEMATTERS was so secretive that no names were used, just random letters). The helicopter was only 20m away, but the pursuit had taken its toll on Agent MO. The substantial muscles of his legs, about to explode from the lengthy sprint and the Arginine in the Bioflex Biocharge, began to falter. Suddenly a spear landed beside him, and then another and a bolt of energy for one last effort flowed through the exhausted agent as the realisation and the horror that the tribe had come within throwing distance spurred him on.

Seeing this, Chief Agent DAVA leapt out of his pilot’s seat and ran around to the side of the helicopter just as Agent MO arrived, collapsing to his knees and dropping the sacred book onto the fine white sand. Pulling Agent MO to his feet, Chief Agent DAVA yelled for “…one last effort and the mission will be completed”. Both stood at each end of the famous book that now lay on the sand at their feet. Bending down at the knees (back straight, abs tight, looking up) they grasped hold of an end each and heaved its mighty weight into the rear of the helicopter. And heavy that book was - for it was the Mondo Training Journal……..Its Massive!

Chief Agent DAVA hastily made his way back to the pilot’s seat and pressed forward the power level to maximum as Agent MO collapsed into the rear decking of the helicopter, only to have to take immediate action to avoid the club of a Mondo warrior slamming down onto his head. With a mighty right punch to the centre of the warrior’s chest, the club rattled to the floor and the warrior doubled over in pain. Agent MO dived for the club and in one motion brought it up between his tormentor’s legs, separating the warrior’s testicles. With a whimper the warrior fell out of the helicopter back onto the beach, and with a two thumbs up signal from Agent MO, Chief Agent DAVA flew the helicopter off towards the setting sun, closely followed by a cloud of Mondo warrior spears.

“Here, you’d better take this” said Chief Agent DAVA as he passed over to Agent MO a previously prepared serving of Bioflex Recovery-X, the ultimate recovery product. With every sip, the pain of the last 2 days leached from Agent MO’s body and soon, lulled by the symphony of the helicopters rotors, he was in a deep, restful sleep.....

Sorry MO but this months comp is giving me school flashbacks!

Be gentle taking too many points off for being too long.

I'll hold out till the end and throw something together... Be warned, it will be terrible as i don't have a creative bone in my body generally...

In the land of Tasmania, Bioflex had a secret laboratory that could test all things, especially DNA.

MO came across a striking young fellow by the name, DAVA! They had an instant attraction. It was pretty much love at first site with those big muscles and all. The only problem was that they were both Men, and that ditured them from .... *wolf whistle*

Jaiman overheard Dava's dilema of not being able to tap that, and knew of a kind of solution. Jaiman rang Bioflex up and gave him a sample of Both the gentlemen's hair. How the hell did he get those you ask? Dava was a physco stalker and extracted the DNA sample from MO's pillow.

Bioflex used his lab in Tasmania to cross-reference the samples and found out, :O! Can you guess where this is going?

It was finally announced to DAVA! He was so excited he couldn't wait to tell his Brother that they can finally be together! And not just on Sizematters ;)

When they got in the sack, there was nothing to stop the friction.. So they grabbed DAVA's trusty top of the line haircare products for lubrication.

The end, haha, hope no one is offended?

Jaiman you left out SIZEMATTERZ

Added it lol. Thanks Michael

Jaiman is that your ghey fantasy? Very strange...