Thread: How not to sell a house

Stupid me arranged for a real estate agent to come and look at the house right in the middle of holidays.

The guy was walking around having a look with my 5 year old following.
"the door handle is broken"
"the microwave is broken"
"liams wall broke"
"the boys broke the light"

Glaring at her made her say more.

hahaha classic

Good one Rusha,,, many times when i worked at a sports venue, mums and dads would come in for swimming... I asked how old the kids were and they would say oh he / she is three.... and many times i heard out very loud, no mum I'm four... the look on the mum / dad's faces was gold!

Of course under 4 was free entry.

ahhhhhh children, can't live with them, can't kill them :)

Originally Posted by brisgym

Good one Rusha,,, many times when i worked at a sports venue, mums and dads would come in for swimming... I asked how old the kids were and they would say oh he / she is three.... and many times i heard out very loud, no mum I'm four... the look on the mum / dad's faces was gold!

Of course under 4 was free entry.

We went to one of those all you can eat places last year and i think under 3s are free. I was all set to pay when my 14 year old said 'mum hang on, Niamh is free because shes under the age limit for here'. She wasn't meant to be free because she was 4 or just 5 but what could i say . Turns out she ate more than any of us.