Originally Posted by
Tranquilo 
Each log should look like it's made up of brown kidney beans all stuck together. Colour should be a chocolate brown, not to dark. Sometimes lighter brown mixed with a mustard colour is also OK. Width should be consistent. Another good sign is when the cable can make it from your date to the water (in the bowl) without breaking. This means you have very high tensile strength turds, good for making Mr Whippy's with. Not uncommon to see peas or corn even if you haven't eaten them recently.
Also, never be tempted to light your farts, it can be very dangerous.
LMAO! How did i miss this. Seriously? LOL
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People are like sausages, it's what's under the skin that matters. Therefore, you should poke them with a fork periodically.
Drinking beer makes you feel the way you want to feel, when you're not drinking beer.
Why can't the chicken just cross the road without having its motives questioned?
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